Czech that. Scientists discover first ever “gay caveman”

Archaeologists in the Czech Republic have dug up the 5,000-year-old skeleton of what they think may be the world’s first known gay caveman.

Scientists who found the body, which dates back to between 2900 and 2500 BC, said they suspect the caveman may have been a homosexual because he was buried in a way normally reserved for women of the era.

The cave-dweller was placed in his grave with his head pointing eastward, along with several domestic pots and jugs, scientists said.

Men of this era were typically buried pointing westward, surrounded by weapons such as battle axes and knives, and other tools.

The suspected gay caveman did not have any weapons or tools in his grave.

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