I just had to share this bit of woowoo regarding those “Body Vibe” stickers from their website…..

Body Vibes contain frequencies believed to have various harmonizing effects on human bodies. Of course, not all human bodies are the same, so the effects may be different for each person. Through a proprietary technology, frequencies are recorded, condensed, and stored within the sticker, in much the same way that you would save a file to your computer’s hard drive. When the sticker is properly applied to your skin, it begins broadcasting the stored frequencies, which may influence the cells in your body. This interchange of frequencies is believed to have balancing effects on particular systems within the body.

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Body Vibes should be worn close to the left side of your heart and above it. For proper positioning, please view our How to Vibe guide, email customer service, or call our customer support line.

Key Placements: For best results, Body Vibes may be placed on your left shoulder, upper back, upper left arm and chest. For those more sensitive to changes in their homeostasis, the recommended placement is inside the lower arm above the wrist or on the right side of the body. The exact placement of the Body Vibes may vary for each individual user.

Optimize Results: Drink at least eight 8-ounce glasses of water per day, as it increases the body’s natural conductivity.

*headdesk*