re: #248 goddamnedfrank

Maybe I should hire someone to scrub my balls full time so I can purchase insurance on the small business exchange.

Or massage them with a silk handkerchief. (I think I may have mentioned before that there’s a Persian idiom that’s the equivalent of our “kissing ass”, but it literally translates into massaging someone’s testicles with a silk handkerchief.)

LOL, okayyyyy, I’m clearly losing it—time to close the spy and really leave.