re: #254 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

Called a restaurant once for a dinner reservation. Told them I was a vegetarian, the guy on the phone said, “Oh, no problem. How do you feel about beets.”

I said, “Beets?”

He said, “Beets.”

After a moment of my silence he said, “I’m just kidding. The chef will have something very nice for you.”