Oh, man. I do get all kinds in here.

A guy just came in who is touring on his bicycle, I didn’t ask him where he’s from nor where he’s going. He said he joined Adventure Cycling for a year, but didn’t like their multicultural attitude, “You know, showing a white girl with a black guy in a tent.”

I said, “That doesn’t bother me. You know you’re in a very multicultural town right now.”

He said, “Oh, it’s nothing against the black guy, it’s just ‘stick with your own kind’, you know?”

And since I knew he was on his way out of town, I kept going. I said, “How pure do you think you are? If you haven’t had your DNA checked, you don’t know what you got in you. My grandmother said I have the blood of Genghis Khan in my veins, because he and his hordes came through the part of Europe where she was born in and raped all the women.”

He muttered something about, “Well, I have a different spiritual attitude about it…let’s see, I was going to ask you about something else…nevermind, I forgot.”

Spiritual? What a pig.