And “all you can eat” meals—does that mean they’re feeding them buffet-style? All you can eat of what exactly? And why would this be so distressing to the RWNJs?

Just talked to my RWNJ relative, who, of course, thinks they should just “turn all 100,000 of them around at the border” and thinks things are just terrible, except for the stock market, and it’s welfare cheats (and,of course, Obama) that are ruining the country and that Mitt should be the Rep. candidate in 2016, and Scott Brown isn’t dumb, but he is boring, and Elizabeth Warren is a phony and a liar, and on and on.

He did admit that his team has nobody to run in 2016, other than his hero, Mitt—who he thinks is a truly brilliant man and would be an exceptional president.

And now I am going to go drink mass quantities of amber-colored liquid to recover from that conversation.