Question - are we supposed to hashtag “TGDN” in every tweet for safety?

— Carolina Girl (@Carolina_Girl3) February 1, 2013

Yes, and if you wear a t-shirt with #tgdn, you’ll never be mauled by aardvarks hepped up on goofballs.

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Yes, because the people who created Twitter are defenseless against an acronym ON THEIR OWN SYSTEM!

Trying hard not to reply to this one.