re: #261 nines09

Best opening line as you sit down at the bar and throw your money down;
“Whose scooter has the ape bars? I knocked it over.”

once i had ridden to a sushi bar
(yes bikers do that)
with a girl

i had the jacket and all
we managed even though the sushi chef did not speak english

near the end of dinner he made that ubiquitous sign with his hands way up….

i said “ah, ape hangers”

we spent 20 minutes trying to translate the idiom so it made some sense