re: #262 Fozzie Bear

Straight cantaloupes, like all non-gay melons, should have the full protection afforded by the constitution, as they form the bedrock of our society.

It’s those dirty fucking degenerate faggot melons you have to watch out for. They’ll rape your cat if you give them half a chance.

They entice our good American cats to deplete their precious bodily fluids.