That Gaetz is being investigated for sex trafficking is unsurprising. That he’s admitting that it somehow involves someone who is underage means that he’s being investigated for child sex trafficking. His own statements essentially corroborate the sex trafficking bit, and he’s quibbling over the child part.

He is entirely fucked (legal opinion).

He was trying to get ahead of it by floating notion of quitting Congress early to work for Newsmax.

The final straw of his dumbfuckery is that he botched a separate investigation by exposing his father was wearing a wire in an FBI investigation.

So fuck all of them and here’s hoping he spends a good long time in a federal B&B.