I especially like his little bit about how he can’t possibly be pro-rape, since he’s opposed to pre-marital heavy petting.

“Gosh! I’m so sexually traditional that I could never possibly be accused of trivializing sex crimes against women who give it away!”

I’m not at all convinced of how serious this thing Assange is accused of actually is, however the last thing we need is an RSM being coy and smug about date rape.