re: #23 calochortus

A few weeks ago there was a vote in San Francisco to outlaw nudity in public (with a few exceptions) because there were a few guys who had taken up sitting around naked in the Castro district. The problem? The Castro is becoming a family neighborhood and parents consider naked guys hanging around inappropriate when they’re walking their kids to school. While I have no certain knowledge of the sexual orientation of any of the people involved, I would assume there are many same sex couples, and I’m sure the idea of gays with kids leading a normal family life makes Fischer’s head explode.

Nudity is also a health issue. That and public transit. Blech.