(From last November)

Sheesh! Count on the Daily Fail to put a sympathetic spin on a retrospective story about notorious wife-beater John Wayne Babbitt and his temporary dismemberment by the victim, Lorena Bobbitt.

‘I didn’t know she cut it off’: Penis attack victim John Bobbitt reveals the horror of being assaulted by his wife in notorious crime

Lorena left the house with the amputated organ, threw it out her car window, and then called 9-1-1. Amazingly, the police managed to recover it in time for it to be re-attached in a 9 hour operation. I can see a couple of cops deployed on the roadside in the middle of the night: “We’re looking for WHAT?!”

Well, ok, having your business cut off with a kitchen knife is a bad thing, and I don’t endorse it as a response to domestic violence, but this asshole still gets the world’s smallest violin from me.