People Magazine Writer Comes Forward to Describe Sexual Assault by Donald Trump

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge10/13/2016 5:49:55 am PDT

I always fall way behind when news like this hits. I don’t want to seem like I’m happy about what happened to all these women. I’m sorry about all of it—but since it did happen, and there’s nothing I can do about that, the way it’s coming out, and the time it’s coming out, has literally made me happier than anything else ever (that wasn’t in my personal life.) I can’t stop grinning ear to ear!