OT: The wife just walked in and asked “do you have to make those faces while you play guitar?”

Me: no, of course not.

Her: ok, play something without changing your facial expression

Me: [I start playing something like “Sugar Mountain”]

Her: so you can’t do it.

Me: I’m doing it.

Her: You look constipated.

Me: [I can’t stop laughing because I’m sure it’s true.]

Sigh.