OT: The wife just walked in and asked “do you have to make those faces while you play guitar?”
Me: no, of course not.
Her: ok, play something without changing your facial expression
Me: [I start playing something like “Sugar Mountain”]
Her: so you can’t do it.
Me: I’m doing it.
Her: You look constipated.
Me: [I can’t stop laughing because I’m sure it’s true.]
Sigh.