re: #272 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

When crockpots are illegal, only criminals will have crockpots!

I want to point out that you liberals are not aware of the technical differences between a crockpot and a slow-cooker. The latter is designed to cook only up to 15 rounds, er, servings per potful, while the former can be modified to be a fully automatic kitchen utensil holding up to 30 servings…