re: #98 Dr Lizardo

Yes. Lizards, are you prepared for the shocking truth of the events to come?

It is I….I! Jubair Ali al-Jazar al-Sayed who shall be named as the head of the CIA, and this Thanksgiving Day, my plan shall come to fruition! I shall have my super secret stealth jihad halal Butterball turkeys and halal Campbell’s Soup delivered to households great and small throughout America, all filled with secret Muslim incantations! And then, when you foolish kuffar have imbibed and eaten your fill of it’s tender, jihadi goodness, at 21:00 EST, I shall stand facing toward the sacred Kabaa in Mecca in my office, and recite, “La ilaha ilallah, Muhammadun Rasulluhlah!” and behold! You shall all be converted instantly to Islam! Then I shall say, “Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Rahim” and recite Surah Fatiha, and President Obama shall be magically transformed into the Mahdi, and America at that moment will be forever known as the United Islamic States of the Caliphate!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously…..this woman needs some serious help. She’s a nut.

*giggle* Its kinda fun being “It” sometimes ‘cause you get to make up all kinds of crazy stuff.