The screenplay for our reality is being written by the Sharknado people I swear.

So I just landed from Dubai and now there is like tons of ambulances and fire trucks and police all over the place pic.twitter.com/i9QLh6WyJW

— Vanilla Ice (@vanillaice) September 5, 2018

Vanilla Ice is on the Dubai plague jet. https://t.co/De772QVdXy

— Roy Edroso (@edroso) September 5, 2018