re: #269 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
There’s a pin on Pinterest that I’ve seen that goes through several iterations of euphemisms for biology, and a follow-on that adds additional phrases for NASA. The one that kills me every time is “lithobraking maneuver” - “the damn thing crashed into the ground.”
Aviation/aerospace has some other really funny euphemisms, such as “CFIT” (controlled flight into terrain).
Edit: and I was late to the party…