re: #52 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Ooh, yeah. Literally half my application was, “Are you, your parents, your grandparents, your spouse, or your mother’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s wife’s dog related to, descended from, affiliated with, or have ever spoken the name of Pakistan aloud in a casual conversation?”

Of course “Beats the living fucking Christ out of me, buddy,” is not an acceptable answer.