Nick Johnson - Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride (Not to Be Confused With Electric Guitarist Nick Johnston)

Anymouse πŸŒΉπŸŽƒ4/21/2019 6:03:37 am PDT

Why is this douchecanoe still on Twitter? (Oh yeah, libertarians.)

My wife got a tattoo of a hippo long before I met her. I guess she’s really owned by the hippopotamus overlords.