re: #260 thedopefishlives

Chicago would INVENT traffic problems if it had to. It just wouldn’t be right.

The top things that cause traffic congestion in Chicagoland:

*Curves on expressways and tollways. No one seems to know how to take them at speed.
*Left lane hogs, usually with Wisconsin plates.
*Idiots. Enough said.
*Merges. No one likes to give way to anyone else on the road. If they did, their dicks or breasts would suddenly get smaller.
*Tollway construction. But, at least the Tollway does widening projects.
*IDOT. Need I say more? They can’t even spelll “idiot” properly.