I’m gonna cut out early tonight, but I wanted to drop this off first:

Republicans finally find oppressed refugees worthy of asylum. It’s ‘People Who Homeschool’ http://t.co/7qKGsjAWU8 http://t.co/M6ew2Qohg7

— Wonkette (@Wonkette) March 13, 2015

You might remember the plight of those poor German homeschoolers who applied for asylum in the USA after the oppressive German government wouldn’t let them teach their kids about Jebus and his pet dinosaur. They really had it rough, and Eric Holder wouldn’t even help them at all, apparently because he’s content to see children abused by having to go to public schools. It was pretty much like the Holocaust, only directed at Christians and with German public school classrooms instead of gas chambers.

Thank heavens, the House of Representatives is going to fix this horrific denial of human rights! […]

Because that’s totally what we need, more RWNJs who don’t believe in public education or science. I just…. I’m done. Later, lizards.