re: #274 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

NRA sounding like that deranged boyfriend warning his girlfriend what will happen if she tries to break up with him…

More like the guy who comes home early to find his wife in bed with another man. He pulls out a gun and holds it to his head.

When his wife starts laughing, he says, “DON’T LAUGH!! YOU’RE NEXT!!”