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Congress Gives Itself a $93,000 Raise

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jwb76051/31/2009 2:48:00 pm PST

re: #273 FrogMarch

re: #274 JacksonTn

frogmarch …chemo is a slow death to bring you back to life …I long for the day when we find a cure for all cancers …

jwb …so glad you are better …

This wasn’t the “normal chemo”. I had bladder cancer. What the ‘cure’ is involves running a tube up your d*ck, and putting some really nasty chemical straight into your bladder.
You “hold it in” for 3 hours, lying on each side, back, stomach so the chemical soaks in to all sides.
Then, you get to pee blood for six hours and it burns like hell for 3 days. You have to Clorox the toilet for the next 48 hours after this, because the chemical can/will cause tuberculosis for the next user otherwise.

I was grooving on the peeing blood stuff. Before that I was so freaked I was getting sick to my stomach.