Woman’s breast implant explodes during paintball
latimes.com

A British woman’s breast implant reportedly exploded after she was hit in the chest by a paintball, which can travel at 190 mph.

UK Paintball has now adjusted its policies accordingly. “We respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking,” according to a statement on its website. “You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs and asked to sign a disclaimer.”

Just wait, it gets better: “You will also be issued with extra padding to protect your implants while paintballing,” the statement says.