re: #3 Allow me to light that for you…

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAHHHHHAAA!!!!

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basically, this guy is 3 years older than I (yes, that’s the right pronoun, you scaly bastards!), and looks like he’s spent the last 20 years being tied behind a horse and dragged. This doesn’t give me a lot of confidence about marriage being a stable institution!