re: #242 SanFranciscoZionist

“Hon,” I say, “did you just bless him with a banana?”

“It’s a holy banana,” she says serenely. “It’s been lying on the altar all morning while we’ve been getting ready for Mass.”

There’s SOMETHING going on.

…Was she joking or was she serious?

I do get a Wikipedia result if I search for “holy fruit” but the article contains a lot of theological deep talk, I don’t see anything about bananas.