Oh my. The first 2A meathead I’ve been playing with has been joined by one who may be even stupider. Behold:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

That is worded the way it is because of things that happened prior to the constitution being written. It probably would be more accurate to look at it as giving the people a way to defend themselves from militias instead of forming militias.