re: #160 BigPapa

Laura Looney just handcuffed herself to the office door of Twitter to protest being booted. She seems sorta clingy.

Somebody has probably already addressed this down thread, but if this is a literal ‘handcuffed self to office door’ the reaction should be pretty simple
— Post a person to make sure that no one harasses her, but not to interact with her; give them a chair and plenty of reading materials so they can ignore her whining.
— Keep a camera on her. To prove that no one is physically or verbally harassing her. Make sure she knows it.
— Take bets on how long it will take for her to get tired of sitting there with no food or drink or potty breaks. Side bet on whether she thought far enough ahead to wear Depends. (I call $1 that she didn’t)