Letter to a Future Republican Strategist Regarding White People

Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo11/12/2012 10:05:09 am PST

A college friend of mine spent a ton of money on an Alfa Romeo in the belief that it would improve his chances with girls. He said later that the girls did in fact like his car. “They didn’t pay any attention to me, but they liked the car,” he mourned. Poor guy, all that dough down the drain when all he really needed was some kittens, a good cookbook, and a borrowed baby.