Letter to a Future Republican Strategist Regarding White People

Obdicut (Now with 2% less brain)11/12/2012 10:06:00 am PST

re: #278 Daniel Ballard

I read in some middle eastern country men may not be seen in public with kittens, as he might swoon a few females with the cuteness. When I take my Maine Coon cat out around the courtyard on my shoulder the pretty ladies sure come around.

Do you remember those wall calenders of, like, shirtless firemen cuddling kittens and babies? Those were really popular among girls when I was in college. I guess it’s the same thing that makes an elegantly dressed woman holding a crossbow hot.