Baby Whiplash’s timeline is more of a shitshow than it usually is. He’s crapping his pants over the debate.

Will Trump fling his feces at Lester Holt? Will Hillary Clinton rob a blind child? Find out in America: The Reality Show!

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016

Will Trump give Hillary a box of tampons? Will Satan show up to claim Hillary’s immortal soul? Find out in America: The Reality Show!

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016

I remember when I thought Americans cared about whether candidates weren’t absolute morons and Mafia-level crooks. LOL silly me.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016