Letter to a Future Republican Strategist Regarding White People

Obdicut (Now with 2% less brain)11/12/2012 10:09:15 am PST

re: #283 Shiplord Kirel

A college friend of mine spent a ton of money on an Alfa Romeo in the belief that it would improve his chances with girls. He said later that the girls did in fact like his car. “They didn’t pay any attention to me, but they liked the car,” he mourned. Poor guy, all that dough down the drain when all he really needed was some kittens, a good cookbook, and a borrowed baby.

The guy I know with the most animal magnetism and hypnotic effect on the opposite sex is a chess-playing oft-alcoholic who dropped out of high school, chainsmokes, and mutters “Your mother’s a whore, Trebeck” when he’s trying to remember something.

Takes all kinds.