re: #19 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

My advanced cryptographic algorithm decodes that as “May Cheeto fornicate with a gnarly flaming pine branch wielded by a syphilitic polar bear.”

Got it in one….. ;)

re: #5 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

OK, only an amateur Constitutional scholar, but isn’t January 3 - as specified by the 20th Amendment - the starting date for the NEW Congress, not the termination (formal “adjournment”) of the old one?
ISTR that Congressional sessions usually end just before NYE (Jan 1 being a formal holiday), and the new lot swear in on 1/3. Though nowadays, who can tell WTF they might do….?