Why don’t Aggies use 911 in an emergency?
Because they can’t find “eleven” on the phone dial.

(LSU playing Texas A&M in Cotton Bowl)

How many Aggie freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that’s a sophomore course.

How do you keep an aggie busy? Put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner.

How do you sink a submarine which is manned by Aggies?
Have a diver knock on the hatch.