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The Pie Overlord!5/16/2011 7:30:55 am PDT

re: #293 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My favorite Jewish joke…

How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

“None. Don’t worry about me darling. I’ll just sit here in the dark. You have your own life. Why should you even give me a second thought…”

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren’t afraid of the dark.

How many Palestinians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Thirty. Ten to throw stones at the light fixture, ten to condemn Israel for blockading their supply of light bulbs, and ten foreign activists to bring them a boatload of green curly bulbs that don’t fit in their light sockets.