re: #283 iossarian

I blame white people for everything.

Especially the Beastie Boys and their damn hippity-hop.

White Person Crimes include:

* The Church of Scientology
* Mustache tattoos (temporary or permanent) on fingers
* Promising to move to Canada if xyz happens / doesn’t happen.
* Unpaid internships
* Knowing what’s best for non-white people
* NASCAR

The list goes on.