Yo, POTUS Von Clownstick.

I see that your obsession with crowd size is ongoing. I’m glad to hear this. Harassing the National Park Service over the inadequate size of your inauguration day crowd is the least harmful thing you’ve done to date.

Let me just remind you of a few facts. You are the popular vote loser in the 2016 election, and your electoral college ‘landslide’ is a pitiful thing that depends on razor thin margins in three states after an election plagued with Republican ratfucking coming from all quarters, especially the Russians and the FBI.

You and your presidency are a malignant joke, war crimes waiting to happen, and a stain on US history that may never come out.

Have a nice day, and remember that millions of US citizens despise you from the bottom of their hearts for cause.