Nontroversy of the Day: Dede Scozzafava

SanFranciscoZionist10/16/2009 6:52:42 pm PDT

One of my dear friends called me one day a few years ago, and said that some people in her bible study were having a problem with her. She wasn’t sufficiently against gay people.

“Gay people in your church?” I asked.

“No, no one’s out at my church. Just gay people.”

“Gay people in general? They want you to be opposed to gay people in general?”

“Yes. They want me to talk more about it.”

“You need a new bible study,” I said, and actually, about a year later she found a new church.

Some people are off their bloody rockers.