I can understand his reasons for identifying with the party.

But I always wonder what kind of a spineless moron keeps identifying after some of the shit recently pulled. I wonder this about gay Republicans, and Muslim Republicans especially. Dude, I get it: you’re a social conservative. So are they, unless your idea of old-fashioned modesty means your wife covers her hair, instead of perming it into a helmet. You’re a fiscal conservative. So are they, except they’ll spend all the money they need to to privilege their religion over yours. You’re a strict Constitutionalist. So are they—except they think the First Amendment might not really apply to your religion because it’s, like, more of a political movement, and really scary.

I don’t like the relentless Republican-bashing we’ve been going in for around here, but this is one area where I have to say: “Mr. Hamze, are you out of your mind?”