Angrywhstaffer tweet timeline goes from dystopic comedy to holy shit depressing…
Priebus is panicking because NSA candidates won’t even return phone calls. One told him he doesn’t want to “work for a Russian plant”.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 18, 2017
We just had a damage control meeting about Melania. She is considering filing divorce papers. She hates this life.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 20, 2017
I got to hang out with Melania alone for 10 minutes last night. She is literally the saddest person I’ve ever met.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 20, 2017
Melania said something to me last night that stuck with me. I asked if she was doing all right and she said “It doesn’t matter.” Chilling.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 20, 2017
@hamish2017 ok. That’s your opinion. I know when I’m exposing myself or not.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 20, 2017
Bannon says the word c**t every single day. The other day I heard him use it as a verb. Like how does that even happen?
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 20, 2017
Mike Pence is a nice person but he really dislikes Priebus. Don’t know what happened between those two but it’s not even cordial right now.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 20, 2017
When we’re at Mar-a-Lago we do all our government business on unsecured wifi networks. It’s ludicrous.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 20, 2017
Kellyanne has been miserable to be around since the President told her no TV for a while. People are just avoiding her.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 23, 2017
There hasn’t been a single day when Bannon wasn’t hungover. Popping Advil, sunglasses indoors, chugging water, it’s tragically obvious.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 23, 2017
The President hates alcohol so I don’t know how he tolerates Bannon, who has been buzzed at work more than once.
— White House staffer (@AngryWHStaffer) February 23, 2017