re: #27 Targetpractice

And now, of course, he has armed posses, answerable only to him, watching the children of the county’s voters.

“I understand little Johnny got caught smoking dope by one of my posse members. Now, I don’t think you’d want folks hearing about that or little Johnny being expelled, so let’s see if we can’t work a ‘deal’…”

His own Praetorian Guard?

Nice gig if you can get it.