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And Now, Attack of the Killer Surfing Snails (True Facts w/ Ze Frank)

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Dangerman5/02/2020 7:07:12 am PDT

re: #296 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Reading my morning paper.

Fluff piece on the Mitchell police chief.

High speed chase starting with the Minatare police that went through the rural county roads of Scott’s Bluff County (which they broke off for safety because speeds on the sand roads exceeded 100 mph)—douchecanoe was arrested later in Alliance in Box Butte County on domestic violence and stalking warrants from Scottsbluff, the Minatare police officer recognised him from a wanted picture from the sheriff during a speeding stop.

Local businesses are benefiting from the large chain store apocalypse from the virus. Jobless claims in Nebraska top 100,000.

The paper is holding a contest for “best mask”: Photos posted to the Website, winner gets a $100 coupon for a Scottsbluff grocery store.

State agriculture commissioner pegs agriculture losses from the virus at $4billion.

Panhandle Public Health District announced a new case of Covid-19, a man in his forties.

We are in day 17 of the governor’s 21 day “stay home, stay healthy” campaign.

I’ve said it before
What make the police powerful is not their guns
It’s the radios