re: #301 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

What sort of dead animals does your family eat on a Sunday afternoon?

Well that depends. We don’t eat a whole lot of meat primarily due to my marginal cholesterol levels.

That said, beef is usually on order here as it is inexpensive (relative to other states anyway). Chicken, occasionally pork, and we get a steady diet of Canada geese supplied by our ex-mayor. (We have an agreement: He likes hunting but doesn’t like cleaning geese and doesn’t want to hunt for the sake of hunting. He shoots ‘em, we clean ‘em, and split the take. He gets to sit in the cold North Platte River, which is not my idea of fun. He is also a widower, so a home-cooked meal from my wife is welcome.)

Sometimes we have fish, but fish is pretty expensive here since the ocean is a bit of a hike.