re: #300 Blind Frog Belly White

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Nex ting you know, Beltalowda drop rocks on da inners, sasa ke?

Uh, Ted, any dingus with the resources can just buy a boat and become a pirate. Meanwhile, the number of nations with the resources to maintain manned space programs can be counted on a single hand. The only place space pirates exist is on the TV screen…you mutant doorknob.