re: #292 ryannon

Who would ever name their kid Wolf Blitzer?

so this guy crawls into a window to rob a house…
once inside a wee voice says Jesus knows you are here…
the guy goes on soon the voice say Jesus is gonna get you…
at this point the guy is starting to freak and starts searching the room with his flash light, till he sees the parrot. He asks the parrot are you Jesus? The parrot says oh. no I am Moses…

The burglar then asks the parrot what kind of people name a parrot Moses?

The parrot answers, the same people who named the pitt bull Jesus.