re: #296 FormerDirtDart

I’m not stealing this car, I’m just borrowing it at gunpoint from the owner.

You may laugh, but I can tell you this - many years ago, I worked auto sales. One fine evening, a gent brought in a car he wanted to trade in. That’s all well and good…..until he couldn’t produce the registration. See, turned out it was his ex-wife’s car, not his, though they’d purchased it together while they were still married.

His rationale: “See, she wasn’t paying the note, so I took it upon myself to repossess it”.

In other words…..he stole it.

*headdesk*