Everyone fucking knows Trump engaged in criminal conduct and should be prosecuted for multiple felonies, including seditious conspiracy. And yet, there’s GOPers who will bend over backwards, triple Lindy pretzel logic their way to claim that Trump isn’t criminal and the real crime is investigating Trump’s endless crime spree and that Hunter is the real criminal.

They’re still fucking at it at the GOP.

Of course, those braying loudest like Jordan sought pardons from Trump because they knew what Trump and they were doing was illegal as all fuck. They were all engaging in crimes and did them anyways.