re: #295 Blind Frog Belly White

“How survive Face-Eating Leopards”

by A Very Smart Man Who Made a Living Telling People There Were No Face-Eating Leopards

Chapter 1: Actually I’m smarter than the people who thought it was a bad idea to let a leopard near their face.

Chapter 2: How I bravely left the Face-Eating Leopard Party after things went terribly wrong and faces got eaten…the wrong way.

Chapter 3: Let me tell the inside story of the party, and all the bad, wrong face-eating that we just sort of didn’t tell anyone about, because dammit we believed in our cause.

Chapter 4: Who could have known the face-eating would get out of control?

Chapter 5: My prescription for a sick country: a dream of only the right faces getting eaten by leopards.

Chapter 6: We must fight the scourge of face-eating leopards by giving the face-eating leopardists most of what we want, or we won’t participate in any other form of combating face-eating leopards.

Chapter 7: Now fuckin’ pay me.